Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People: what
At any given time, the urge to sing “The lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…
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Teachers only want me to put my name on worksheets so they could sell it on E-Bay after I’m rich and famous.
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forget obama and romney i think we all know who would do a better job
(Source: danytargaryenz, via fake-mermaid)
me: *does nothing*
me: wow im so tired
